CBCP opposes RH BILL

Let’s help Manny Pacquiao ban Condoms in the Philippines!

Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao says “Let’s ban condoms!” The article pointed out what Pacquiao told Congress, as the honorable representative from Sarangani.

Pacman believes, “Go out, and multiply!”

LISTEN To him!

The greatest fighter of our generation can not be wrong.

Can you not see that Pacquiao is simply protecting the integrity, and the name of the Filipino Macho? The virile seed of the Filipino male will not, and should not be denied! Why go against decades, and decades of truth? How will we know who the wimps that can’t father a child?

Besides, have you worn a condom?

Five seconds into it, and BOOM!

Hassle to cap, you know?

Who has time to cap when its ready to rumble?!

Besides, what Filipino man is going to let women take charge?

Women’s right to choose.

Yeah, right.

Give women a choice on the matter, and they’ll do crazy, crazy things! They’ll only screw things up. Just look at that Pacquiao mug. And listen to that voice! Seriously, what voodoo does he have?

Women should cook dinner.

Do laundry.

Take care of the kids.

“Aaahh,” this iced cold San Mig is just heaven you know? No other place on Earth has it this good.

“What?” Every Filipino male puts his feet up and relaxes after a hard, long day playing tong its.

Jeez, what? Pinoy men have to work?

Ladies, one word: “Cowgirl.”

That’s what we have women for! After they have our kids, Go forth! Fly! Be a nurse! Be a caregiver! That’s what they’re good for!

Come on. These pro-RH are sissy liberals. They are atheists who are irresponsible, like I dunno, Fr. Bernas. Am I right?

Let’s ask Oscar Cruz. He’s been keeping it in his pants for decades. I mean, the libido of the Filipino male trapped by that collar? Geez, man. Can you imagine? Can you last a day without sex?

The United States Conference Catholic Bishops recently concluded a study examining the reason for all these sex abuse scandals. You know who to blame? It’s the hippies!

So yeah, Manuel Buencamino, “It’s all about sex.” If Oscar Cruz can hold it, everyone should! Am I right? Am I?

These liberals just want government to spend and waste more money feeding the Medical and pharmaceutical industries.

Am I right?

Screw the UN and their bleeding heart lies that HIV and AIDS could be prevented by good sexual and reproductive health programs, and condom programming.

SCREW them!

George Bush did when he invaded Iraq. Who is the UN to be ramming these liberal ideas of Female Condoms? Huh? WHO?

Poverty can’t be cured by Reproductive Health. Prostitution and gambling can. Smart, and sexy Belle de Jour made a life out of being a call girl, right? We should get more Filipinas to do that. And oh, yeah, more kids also mean more chances of one of them succeeding so you know, they can feed the rest of the family.

So yeah, all this talk about Reproductive Health is hogwash. Pacman is right. We should stand by our national hero who is only protecting the good name of the Filipino macho.

And Oscar Cruz?

No, Oscar Cruz isn’t a bitter old man past his prime. Oscar Cruz and the CBCP are not tired old men living in the dark ages, and blinded by religious intolerance. They are not. Archbishop Oscar Cruz for example is filled with Wisdom, and experience having kept it in his pants all these years. He knows stuff, man. He knows!

All this talk about the RH Bill isn’t the sign of the times. No, this isn’t because the Church has failed in its moral teaching. It isn’t that at all. It is about protecting the virile Filipino man everywhere. It is about control. So let’s help Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao and Oscar Cruz to ban condoms in the Philippines because can two patriotic Filipinos like these gentlemen be wrong?

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It’s about temporal power after all

The Catholic Bishops' Conference of the Philippines

The real motive behind the Philippine Catholic Church’s opposition to the RH Bill is exposed by Liberty Chee. (The Wom[b]an question…)

    Regulating sex and sexuality assures the moral order as defined by Church ideology. In the case of the Philippines, curtailing the power of the church to regulate birth and to produce truths about the human body and the purpose of human life would also mean diminishing its political power in the earthly domain. It would replace the divine moral order with that of the secular authorities. This is perhaps why the pastoral letter reminds its readers of the Church’s role in restoring democracy in the Philippines.

By sheer coincidence, Cardinal Jose Sanchez, confirmed Liberty’s conclusion.

Here’s an excerpt from a story in the Inquirer:

    Sanchez said he came back to the country from Rome to ward off the “tendencies that threaten to destroy the Catholic Church.” 

    “I did not come here to fight the RH Bill. I came here to protect the Catholic doctrine. (The RH bill) is insignificant as far as the problems of the world are concerned. But I’m happy that it is being faced seriously by the Philippine Church,” Sanchez said.

What was it like before Sanchez retired? How much political power did the native priest enjoy during his time?

    Sanchez recalled that when he was once a bishop assigned in Bicol, he was a “friend to all the congressmen” so it was easy for him to confront them when a proposed law contradicted church doctrine. 

    “If there are bills contradictory to the Catholic teachings, I would go to these congressmen one by one to enlighten them with the Catholic teachings and they would easily agree with me. And as friends, they would find it hard to go against the bishop,” Sanchez said.

The bishops oppose the RH Bill because it involves something more basic than morality, it is a direct challenge to their political power.

They have become accustomed to politicians bending over and kissing their rings so they will not surrender power and all the perks and privileges that come with it without a fight.

That’s why they have pulled out all the stops and resorted to using weapons – intimidation, lies, misrepresentation –  that no one who professes to be a good Catholic would dare touch.

It’s a fight to the finish as far as the native bishops are concerned. If they lose, then the unthinkable and the unbearable happens: goodbye to the corridors of power and hello to slum alleys, ministering to the poor and powerless (which is really what they should have been doing in the first place).

But who can blame a bishop for preferring to save the souls of the rich instead of the poor? Who will choose to get mud on their shoes and eat pagpag for dinner when one can also do God’s work while enjoying the salons and tables of the rich and powerful?

Image credit: Darth Narutorious, some rights reserved.

Full Text of the Consolidated RH Bill (House Bill 4244)

This is the full text of “An Act providing for a Comprehensive Policy on Responsible Parenthood, Reproductive Health, and Population and Development, and for Other Purposes.” This is House Bill 4244. It is the consolidated text RH Bill in substitution to House bills 96, 101, 513, 1160, 1520 and 3387. This bill was introduced by the following Representatives: Read more